David kites and Rocco plays fútbol

I’m fighting with WordPress a little. That’s why I haven’t posted in awhile.

Eric’s cousin David was in town from February 8-12. It took us about 2 minutes to get him to the fish market for an afternoon snack of ceviche for Eric, ceviche and patacones for me, and a whole fried fish with yuca for Dave. The boys made me walk through the inside of the fish market for the first time ever, in flip-flops. Ugh. Fishy water – at least I choose to call it water – all over the floor, carcasses strewn across tables and scales, goodness knows what else b/c I just tried to focus on keeping my head down and holding my breath. Yuck. Luckily patacones are pretty good at lifting my spirits and erasing bad thoughts from my memory.

We showed him the Cinta Costera…

Then we headed to Casco Viejo where we had dinner reservations. We walked around the old part of town to show off the excellent architecture and let David soak up a bit of the culture, as well as some of the touristy bits, then I got in touch with Jessie from my capoeira group. She lives in Casco, and she invited us to visit for a few minutes before dinner! It was great to see her and her mom, Tonette, who was visiting from El Valle de Antón, nearish to where we are staying this time around. Tonette and David, both from the Silver Spring, MD area, talked about….terrapins and crabs, I imagine, while I had my first chance to catch up with Jessie since we moved back to Raleigh last April. And of course we had to take advantage of her apartment’s views!

We had dinner at a new place (to us) that was right on the beach. I had made reservations, but you might be able to tell that we were almost the only people there. We then hit the grocery store and headed back to our rental house in Punta Chame.

The next morning, we headed out to the beach for David’s first kiteboarding lesson with Nino! Eric was excited for his cousin to take an interest in his new sport. I enjoyed bonding with Rocco.

 

 

I had warned David weeks in advance that he would be in town during the Carolina/Dook game, and I laid out for him exactly what that meant in my house. An excerpt from my email to him on January 19th: “just realized that the UNC/Dook game is Feb. 9th. A couple things: I get hateful on these days. I do NOT tolerate teasing or any pro-Dook talk in my house. I will have a UNC shirt for you to put on and, barring any moral reasons why you cannot wear it (appropriate reason being that you are a hardcore MD fan and you have always hated UNC – which I don’t think is the case), I must insist that you wear it and either A) watch the game quietly with me, B) cheer for UNC and hate on Dook, or C) get out of the house for the evening. I’m fine with any of those.”

For those of you who don’t know David, he’s not exactly the go-with-the-flow, I’ll-do-my-thing-and-you-do-yours kinda guy. He likes to pick at people. He enjoys debating. He’s my worst enemy on game days. Becca, you would kick him out of your house. And folks, that’s not to say anything bad about David or about Becca. David just did not have the privilege to grow up a Tar Heel fan, so he doesn’t know any better. Becca is my college basketball soulmate and, like me, she requires very specific etiquette out of fellow game-watchers. This is why Becca and I generally prefer to watch games together at one of our houses with no one else around. It’s better for everyone this way.

Anyway, David was very respectful considering his complete lack of understanding of the passion I feel for my Heels. Thanks, David. And that’s all I want to say about that game.

When David and Eric are together, they play board games. Prior to David’s arrival, I sent the following Onion article around to the boys, plus Eric’s brother, sister-in-law, and cousin (David’s sister, Kristin): “SCHENECTADY, NY—Repeatedly seeking to ease his friends’ growing skepticism and disinterest, local man Joel Mayhew peppered his explanation of the rules of the board game Pandemic with reassurances that it will be fun, sources confirmed Friday.”

  1. Eric had been telling me for a few weeks that his new game was going to be fun, and even more important that that, it would be short.
  2. David brought Pandemic after seeing my email. I instituted mandatory drinking rules promptly after the boys made my participation unnecessary by strategizing together and deciding what my moves should be on my behalf, then getting disappointed when I wasn’t invested in the game. The night got a little better after that.

On Saturday, we drove to El Valle de Antón, where we have taken many visitors. This time, however, we did something new. We hiked up La India Dormida, the Sleeping Indian, a series of mountains that together supposedly look like a woman lying down and sleeping. I’ve never really seen it, but whatever. It was a decent hike with steep slippery hills and giant boulders. I made it about 7 minutes in before I rolled my ankle. Not badly though, just enough to look silly.

We were rewarded at the top with incredible views and REALLY strong wind.

 

That night, we went out to the beach for David’s last Panamanian sunset.

And as a bonus, we got to see Rocco playing fútbol with some of the folks around Machete. He doesn’t often move fast, but he’s hilarious when he does! They tell me the death rattle-type breathing patterns are normal for a winded bulldog…

The following morning, we set off to take David to the Canal, and then on to the airport. As we drove, we passed a few cars that each flashed their lights at us. Eric slowed down, wondering what kind of hazard we might come across. All of a sudden we turned a corner and saw this!

You know, just a bunch of cows out for a morning jog! Oh Panama! You always deliver when we have guests!

 

 

Uninspired Writing, but Pics of a Hot Panamanian, So There’s That…

We had a great weekend relaxing with our friends Mono and Lourdes and their daughters Cari and baby Sereia. No big rumba this weekend, just a lot of pool time. It was pretty excellent.

The baby was hung by the pool with care.

And since Lourdes is Panameña and gorgeous, we did a bit of a photo shoot. There’s something about Panamanian women – they all know how to pose and they love to do it!

One of the highlights of the weekend for me was when we went to the beach to see Eric kite. Mono started doing a little capoeira, and I asked him for a jogo (a game). It had been nearly a year since I had last trained with him, and it was invigorating, though tiring, to be back out there with him.

In other news, Addie’s birthday was on February 1st. I had the chance to FaceTime with her briefly.

We’re off to the airport soon to pick up Eric’s cousin David! We’ll show him Casco Viejo and have dinner in the city before we head back this way. While I love the quiet life we have here, I’m pumped to get some time in my city. We’ll go back up on Sunday to return David to the airport. We’re going to stay the night in a hotel in Casco as a little treat since we’re picking up our friend Sarah Jessica the next day. Exciting times!

The time I wished I had married an exterminator.

We had a little bit of drama on Wednesday night. We got back from the beach around 7, as usual, after Eric’s nightly kiting session. Eric jumped into the shower. When I went upstairs to our bedroom a moment later, I saw a giant creature crawling around near Eric’s suitcase. It seriously looked like a mouse, but it was dark black and flatter. I screamed and ran to the bathroom to ask Eric to do something about it. He was, well, mid-shower and not exactly in a position to take care of the situation, so he asked me to breathe and see if I could keep an eye on it. I put on some shoes – heaven forbid this thing should crawl on my feet – and peered around the bedroom door. The thing jumped out at me – a GIANT cockroach. I screamed my best horror movie scream, not on purpose, but just because this thing was horrifying. It was at least 3-4 inches long and built like a freaking tank. It had to be an inch tall. I kept screaming, then started crying hysterically and shaking.

Eric got out of the shower and search the whole room for the thing, but never found it. That’s the worst part. I had no idea where it was going to come from next, but I was pretty sure that it would crawl around on me in bed that night.

I kept crying and shaking while I showered, while I got dressed, and while Eric calmly searched the room again and ushered me towards the door so we could go to dinner, as planned.

Y’all…I DO NOT do roaches. And I have never in my life seen one this size. We have lizards around the house to take care of the mosquitos, but this thing was 4 times the thickness of any of our lizards. All I could think about was how I wasn’t going to be able to sleep in our house that night, how we were going to have to leave Panamá and go back to my fully enclosed and insulated house, and how horrible I would feel asking Eric to go back home with me when I’m supposed to be supporting his awesome kiting hobby.

Luckily, my husband knows me. He suggested an anxiety pill and a glass of wine at dinner. I stopped crying by the time I got to the restaurant, thought I didn’t want to stop. We had a really nice dinner at the small hotel across the street that is owned by a lovely French couple – Casa Amarilla.

On the way home, Eric even offered to sleep in the car with me that night if that would make me feel safer. We ended up being fine back in our house, but y’all, that can’t happen again. It was awful. It’s official, I’m not supposed to live in Savannah or Florida or any place where the bugs are wider than my shoes. I’ve decided to embrace it. I’m an inside girl, unless wildlife can be kept at bay. I like outside, but I like the sun and trees and flowers and lakes and beaches part, not the creepy-crawlers.

I’m just really glad I hung up the phone with Laine, my 7 year old niece, before I freaked out. My sister Jennifer is considering bringing her down for a visit in March, and I don’t think my reaction would’ve gone over well with her.

On another weird wildlife note, our car got attacked by a pack of wild dogs today. We were on the way to town for a grocery store run, when two dogs appeared on the road ahead of us. Eric slowed down. Three more dogs appeared, barking and running towards our car. They immediately reminded me of hyenas and the Lion King. Eric slowly moved the car forward, but we heard a few bonks and bumps and both of us thought he might have run over one of them. Thank goodness all of them were safe…it had been them running into us rather than the other way around. What in the world?! So bizarre. Panamá always has a new surprise for us.

Tonight we’re expecting our good friends Mono (the head of my capoeira group), Lourdes (his wife), and their daughters Cari and baby Sereia, who is only 2 months old!

Two days after they leave, Eric’s cousin David arrives. The day after David leaves, we pick up our friend Sarah Jessica at the airport! It’s going to be an exciting few weeks!