Spain/Morocco Trip, Part Two – Tangier

On the morning of Monday, December 21, we woke up in time to metro to the airport and catch a one hour flight to Tangier (or Tangiers or Tanger, depending on what language you speak and/or what kind of mood you’re in), Morocco!  I was definitely anxious, as I had very little idea what to expect, and it would be the first time aside from a weekend trip to Portugal 15 years ago, when I would be in a country in which I didn’t speak the language.  The official language in Tangier is French, but the most used language is Moroccan Arabic.  I believe Spanish is third, then English.
After running through the airport because we were told at check-in that our flight was already closed, we made it to the gate to find that no one had boarded yet.  We then had a gate change, then waited another hour or so before getting on the flight.  Yay for RyanAir!  The flight was very short – just an hour – and it was very cool to fly over the Strait of Gibraltar and see Spain behind us and Morocco ahead of us.  Or as I was thinking of it, Europe and comfort behind us and Africa and adventure ahead of us.  Exciting!
We quickly found our taxi driver, who had been waiting there since our flight was supposed to originally take off from Madrid (12:30 pm).  Not sure why he was there THAT early, but anyway, by the time we reached him, he had been there for quite some time waiting on us.  He told us he didn’t get my email to the hotel saying that we were delayed.  Oh well.
The hotel…was beautiful.  It’s called the Grand Hotel Villa de France, and it reminded me of something out of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels….does that reference ring a bell with anyone?  Something about the terraces and it being on a hill…I’m not sure.  Anyway, we were given the room two down from where the painter Matisse lived for a year back in 1912-13 and where he painted “Window at Tangiers.”  Kinda cool.  We came to find out that many famous people have lived in and visited Tangier over the years – from Tennessee Williams to ________.  Tons of movies have been filmed there too – at least in part, including From Russia With Love, Inception, The Bourne Ultimatum, and the latest James Bond film, SPECTRE.  Also, Archer was supposedly born there.  So there’s that.
A little trivia, Tangier was an “international city” until the mid-late 1950’s, meaning, as Eric and I understand it, that it kinda existed as its only little country.  To this day, it has a Spanish, English, Italian, and German part of town, plus others.  Our first cab drive was very proud to point out one corner where there was a mosque, a Jewish temple, and a Christian church all within a few hundred meters from one another.  He explained that in Tangier, people of all religions live at peace together.
Anyway, when we arrived at the hotel that first day, Monday, December 21, we were greeted by a man who said he was there to take us on a walking tour of the city as soon as we got settled into our room, showered, and changed.  We hadn’t exactly been planning on this.  I had written to the hotel manager to ask who he recommended for a tour guide, and he wrote back to say it had been taken care of and we would discuss it further when we arrived.  I didn’t realize that he had already made our schedule for us!  We decided, however, to take advantage of the opportunity to make our first half day productive, and after a short rest in the room (and no showers or changing…dirty Americans), we headed off on foot towards the market.
The market was awesome.  We entered right in front of an olive stand and the smell was heavenly…at least to me.  Eric hates olives and was pretty grossed out.  Even so, the smell of all the spices was amazing.  We saw fruits and veggies for sale, as you’d expect, plus dead chickens and roosters hanging upside-down and huge chunks of meat on butcher blocks.  I actually almost ran into a dead rooster at one point and decided I should watch where I was walking.
We moved on to the Medina, the old area of the city where lots of wealthy people live, and twisted through narrow but beautiful streets up towards the Casbah…as in “Rock the Casbah.”  We also got a great view of the ocean and could see the lights from Spain across the Strait of Gibraltar, as it had gotten dark by that point.
We also visited several shops along the way, including a huge furniture/textiles/rug/jewelry/silver store that was three stories tall and absolutely huge.  The guy who showed us around this store spoke PERFECT English, knew where North Carolina was, and actually has a degree in interior design from Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD).  Amazing.  He noted that our accents didn’t sound southern, which I know will disappoint my Aunt Angela a bit.  🙂  Anyway, we had our first experience in haggling over prices at this store, where we were interested in a cashmere scarf for me (I didn’t know it was cashmere until afterwards…just thought it was pretty and soft…I’m so cultured) and a beautiful solid silver bracelet for our sister-in-law, Jennifer Paris.  We quickly found out that although prices were very negotiable, they weren’t just giving things away.  This was not like haggling in Mexico.  The bracelet ended up being quite a bit more expensive than we had been thinking, even though we did get him to cut the “original,” i.e. B.S. price by 75%.  Ha!  We walked away from that one…sorry Jennifer!  We got you a nice gift elsewhere.  🙂
Next we stopped at a spice shop/pharmacy.  We were treated to a well-rehearsed explanation of the main spices and remedies used in Morocco (or at least the most marketable ones), including spices from cumin to saffron, hand lotion, some kind of soap-like bar that keeps bugs away when you rub it on your wrists, a tiny bottle of fleur d’oranger which supposedly helps with nausea, hangovers, and migraines if you sniff it and wipe it on your temples and knocks you out like Ambien when you put a single drop in a glass of water before bed.  Additionally, he had a tube of green lipstick that changed to red when you put it on your skin.  Interesting stuff.  We chose a few items to give as gifts and Eric did a fantastic job negotiating with him.  It was tricky when they acted like they were offended when you offered a low price, but that’s the game.  I insisted on taking my nice camera with us on our tour because…um…when else are we going to be in Tangier?…and that was evidently (and obviously, looking back) a clue to them that we had money.  Lesson learned.  The camera stayed in the hotel the next day.  But I’m grateful for my pictures!  Eric was very sweet to take most of them.
We next stopped at this random shop where we were introduced to a guy who I think was only identified as a Nomad.  LONG story short, we were given some history of his people, he dressed us up in nomadic clothing, served us the traditional Moroccan mint tea (helps with digestion, they say), then proceeded to explain in detail how they build their tents.  It was all very interesting, but when he started pulling out rug after wall covering after tapestry after blanket to show us, Eric and I decided it was time to figure out how to tell him we appreciated everything, but we weren’t going to be buying any heavy blankets to haul back to Panamá.  Very interesting guy, but we were so hungry and tired by that time.
Another fabric/scarf/blanket store with some tricky negotiating and a guy who thought it was hilarious to dress us up in turbans and take our picture, then we headed off to dinner.
Dinner was phenomenal.  We started off with bread, some kind of spicy red dip stuff, amazing olives, some olive tapenade, and some kind of green pepper…um…tapenade?  I couldn’t help myself…I threw my gluten free rules out the window (again…cause I had some bread in Spain too) and ate what I thought was a reasonable amount after balancing out the level of temptation vs. the severity of the stomach pain that I was sure to feel later.  We next had Moroccan soup…what’s in it, I couldn’t tell you, but it was awesome.  After that was this pastry type thing – maybe filo dough? – with veggies of some sort in it.  And the best part?  It was completely covered in powdered sugar and cinnamon.  Awesome!  If only my parents had known that trick when I was young.  The main dish was a tangine with incredibly tender chicken that just fell off the bone, potatoes, some unknown root veggie, and cous cous.  Dessert was orange slices covered in cinnamon plus some kind of baclava type stuff.  Again, amazing.  We finished the meal off with a glass of mint tea and headed back to the hotel quite content.
The next morning (Tuesday, December 22) we woke up late.  When we got down to breakfast, no one was there.  We were told that since there weren’t many guests in the hotel, they would just bring us what we wanted instead of having the whole buffet out.  Not knowing what all the options were, we ordered omelets and fruit.  After a while, our waiter returned with a huge tray of food, but instead of bringing it straight to our table, he set it on the bar and began berating the two maintenance guys, presumably, for working while we were there.  One guy continued to work on some wiring in the ceiling…right above our food.  Nice.  We’re fine with the work, just please bring the food to our table before it gets ceiling dust in it!  Kinda funny.  Anyway, we received omelets, olives (as always!), bowls of a mixture of diced pears, kiwi and oranges, plus a cheese and meat tray, a HUGE bread basket with maybe 10 types of bread, apricots, prunes, coffee, and fresh squeezed orange juice.  We did the best we could, but we barely made a dent in all that they brought!
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We were slow getting out that day.  We took a self-guided tour of the hotel and took pictures of the amazing view from the rooftop terrace, then came the biggest adventure of our little African adventure….the shower.  This shower was no joke.  First of all, I believe it was constructed from a modified pressure-washer.  Secondly, the water started out at a normal temperature, but I soon discovered that it would cycle through freezing cold, burning hot, then miserably tepid before returning to a decent temperature again.  Eric made fun of me because I was frequently yelling out as the temperature changed.  I was also rewarded with a beat-red back from the water pressure.
Our second water-related adventure of the day came when we ventured out to buy water so we could brush our teeth.  The following information will help in understanding this story:  the money used in Morocco is called the dirham.  The exchange rate was approximately 10 dirham to 1 euro.  Most vendors and stores would take either, but preferred dirhams.  When we approached the first stand to attempt to buy water, the shopkeeper, who didn’t speak english, indicated that it would cost 6.  6 what?  We weren’t sure, but given the prices we’d been given, we assumed he was talking about euros.  Sounds silly now, but it was a big bottle of water and these folks tried to gouge us on other things.  So Eric, again taking control of negotiating, offered 30 dirham, or what we thought was half of the asking price.  Kinda standard bargaining in Tangier.  After some confusing discussion back and forth and much disagreement, we decided we could not make a deal and walked on to find water elsewhere.
We later found water in the market, right after I almost ran face-first into a hanging dead rooster and a few minutes after we had seen two guys walking down the street carrying at least 6 dead roosters each, still with feathers and everything.  Good morning Tangier!  Anyway, Eric again offered 30 dirham to this guy for the water when he told us it was 6 euros.  After a couple of minutes speaking with this more patient and understanding shopkeeper, we realized that he was saying it was 6 dirham, or about 60 cents…not 6 euros!  So while Eric was arguing and offering 30 dirham, he was offering the guy 5 times what it was worth!  Luckily the guy was kind and honest and worked through it with us.  Made us feel pretty dumb for what had happened with the first poor guy!
After we brushed our teeth with our reasonably priced water, we set back out with the goal of reaching a big mosque that was built in the 14th century.  Crazy, right?  We wound our way through the markets and into the medina, found a beautiful view, then decided to head to the mosque and the Casbah.  However, as you might imagine, the streets are not straight, they are narrow, they end abruptly sometimes, so it was hard to navigate.  Nonetheless, we enjoyed seeing as much of the old part of the city that we did, and we eventually made it to our intended destination.
That night, we went via taxi to another hotel that had a nice restaurant.  We never would have found the place on our own, but the concierge at the front desk was nice enough to make reservations for us.  The decor was gorgeous!  The proprietress spoke French, as opposed to the folks the night before who mostly spoke Arabic.  There was also a French speaking couple seated next to us.  Between the French and the Sinatra-esque music, the atmosphere was quite different from the night before.  We had the same soup again, only with lemon confit in it which really brought out the flavors.  Next, Eric had lamb and I had chicken in an olive sauce, both prepared in a tangine.  Both came with candied pears, and we were treated to a slice of pear tart for dessert, on the house.  Eric was quite pleased with his lamb, and while I enjoyed my meal, I much preferred the meal from the night before.  Good experiences both though.  At least until…
After the French couple left, we were the only ones left in the restaurant.  The waiters and staff disappeared and we were left alone.  We were both ready to leave and get back to the hotel, so we looked around for a bit, trying to find someone so we could pay and leave.  After a while, all the lights went out!  Well, we decided, I guess they’re ready for us to leave too!  We walked down the two flights of stairs to the entrance to find that the power had gone out on the whole block.  Luckily we had cash and were able to pay and head back home.  I wonder how often that happens!
Unfortunately, I spent the next few hours back at the hotel pretty sick to my stomach.  I was lucky enough to have it clear up quickly though, and I had no trouble falling asleep.  Not sure whether to blame the bread or something else, but either way, I’m trying to exhibit more self-control in the baguette world now.  It’s hard….so hard.  My favorite things about Spain are bocadillos (sandwiches on crusty baguettes) and manchego cheese, and I’ve been craving those things since I was last here 12 years ago.  Hard to walk away from all this goodness when it’s right in front of me.  Eric’s been very helpful in taking away these temptations and gently steering me towards things that will be better for me.
On Wednesday, December 23, we flew back to Madrid, then took a train to Salamanca.  Long day of travel, but we’re now in the city where we’ll be for Christmas!  Though we enjoyed Tangier, I think we’re both happy to be back in Spain.  The degree of comfort we feel here is just through the roof compared to Tangier, as you might imagine.  We both decided, however, that we can see why so many Americans have lived in Tangier over the years.  It might take a few months to get comfortable there, but gosh, it’s a beautiful city with very friendly people.
One more note about our Moroccan adventure:  language.  So many people there speak at least four languages.  While our tour guide and many shopkeepers spoke English, we found ourselves using our four French words/phrases with hotel staff and the waiters at the second restaurant:  bonjour, merci, au revoir, and bon soirée.  We also used “salaam alaikum” (a greeting – “may peace be with you”), “la” (no) and “shokran” (thank you) with random people we encountered in town.  We spoke Spanish with taxi drivers who spoke a Spanish/French mixture back.  It felt so wonderful to find Spanish as the common language between two American and a Moroccan.  Overall, this part of our journey was a great adventure.

Spain trip, Part One – Madrid

I’ve been trying to keep a journal throughout our trip through Spain and to Morocco.  The writing is a little different from normal…more like notes in some places and in present tense from whatever day I was writing.  Too much to change to make it sound better, so take it or leave it.  🙂

Madrid – Day One – We found our hostel pretty quickly and though it smells smokey, it’s clean and has a small balcony with a view of Puerta del Sol.  The streets are packed tonight!  We went out to find some protein bars at El Corte Inglés (the Herrod’s department store of Spain), strolled through the crowds down Calle Mayor, found Cervezería La Mayor just to take pictures for the Panama crowd, saw the Christmas market in Plaza Mayor, then finally found a good place to sit down and eat.  Had the best olives with some kind of red pepper oil on them…best I’ve ever had.  Also the best patatas bravas – a HUGE plate of them – that I’ve ever had.  Eric loved them too.  Gambas al ajillo were fine.  Croquetas de jamón were pretty decent too.  Rounded it off with Cruzcampo (beer) and some crusty amazing Spanish bread dipped in the red pepper oil.  AMAZING.  I love this country.

Flight was interesting.  Really old plane with only a few screens for the ONE inflight movie that was something crappy.  Didn’t even show us the map of where we were over the ocean and how much longer we had until we arrived and all that.  Some parts of it were just gross, like the bathrooms and between the seats.  There were also hard bars in the seats that made sleeping even harder.  Luckily, my husband is amazing and he let me sleep in his lap for most of the flight.  Really turned out to not be as bad as I expected.  Really excited to be back in Spain!!!

Day Two – After a cold night trying to manipulate covers between two single beds smashed together so we could snuggle and me sleeping in my fleece, we woke up freezing in a room without temperature control….at 1:30 pm local Madrid time.  Whew!  Slept clean through from around 10 pm the night before.  Guess we needed it.  We had closed the shutters which let almost no light in, so it was like a cave in our tiny room.  Eric’s backpack had a thermometer on it which said 70 degrees, but even he admitted that it was way too cold…apparently we’ve been in Panama for too long.

We got up and moving and headed out to find a snack.  We went to a gorgeous glass indoor market where Eric found some croquetas and I bought my favorite food in the world – bocadillas, or Spanish sandwiches.  I bought one with chorizo and one with jamón serrano…both on hard Spanish bread.  Yes, I know I’m not supposed to be eating gluten and blah, blah, blah, but oh my word, this stuff is too good.  I can’t stay 12 days in Spain without eating bread or cheese or churros or anything gluteny or with dairy.  It just won’t happen.  My favorite thing about this country is the food, so my stomach will just have to hang tight.  I’m being a little careful at the moment, but once we get back from Morocco, it’s on!  I have big plans for eating on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
We took our snacks and walked down to the Royal Palace.  Unfortunately, it had closed early (1pm…which we slept through) for election day.  I thought it was pretty brilliant to have election day on a weekend…so everyone can go…but then again maybe people in the States wouldn’t bother b/c they’d be out of town or busy doing nothing or something…I don’t know.  Anyway, we took our time strolling between the palace and the cathedral right next to it.  Since Eric was well rested and well fed, he even offered to take photos and selfies with me!  Unprecedented.  I’m glad to finally know the key to that little mystery.
I had decided that I could take or leave an inside tour of the cathedral, but Eric was up for it, so we went in…and man, am I glad we did.  It was no ordinary cathedral.  It was gorgeous.  Huge.  Something about it was just different.  Beautiful painted ceilings, pointed gothic arches, guilded everything, and a mosaiced chapel that is one of the most beautiful rooms I’ve ever seen.
We also checked out the crypt, which interested Eric more than it did me.  He found one tomb that was dated January 2015!  There were several that were fairly recent, actually.
After that, we started the 2+ km walk towards Parque Retiro, the Central Park of Madrid.  This walk is down one of the main streets of Madrid, Calle Mayor, and took us back through Puerta del Sol, where we’re staying, which I’ll liken to Times Square.  The park is beautiful and HUGE.  We found the big lake where people rent rowboats and sat down beside it for a bit.  We got some patatas bravas (roasted potatoes with a spicy sauce – same as what we ate last night only not nearly as good) and relaxed for a minute before completing the walk around the lake.  Eric again was sweet to take a few pictures of me trying to do some capoeira moves in fun places, then we walked on back to the hotel for a rest.
Our last dinner in Madrid was at an outdoor tapas cafe (yes, tons of people were eating outside in 40 degree weather) at Puerta de Alcalá (a big arch in the middle of a huge traffic circle).  We had some wonderful tapas (meat plate with jamón serrano y chorizo, plus two others that we didn’t identify), ham croquetas, and chicken tikka masala with rice.  Oh, and cerveza.  Not bad.

Fútbol in the Rain and Living the Family Circus Cartoon

On Tuesday (11/17 – I’m a little behind in writing) we had big plans to go to the Panamá v. Costa Rica fútbol game.  Now, I don’t understand how any of this works, but apparently this was a World Cup 2018 qualifying game.  Seems kinda silly to me given that we’re a few years out still, but what do I know.  If you can explain it to me, I’m all ears.  Samba?  Little David?  Eh, they’re not reading this, but I’ll give them a call.

So Mono was all excited and ready to start pre-gaming at 3 pm, but we had to wait until everyone got off work at 5.  Unfortunately, by that time, traffic was horrendous.  The worst I’ve ever seen it.  We manage to avoid traffic most of the time because we don’t have to drive to work.  Additionally, it had been pouring rain, so it was worse than usual.  Oh, and Mono’s car broke down earlier that day, so we had to pick him and Lourdes up on the way.  Terrible timing for them because they were trying to prepare both for our batizado (hosting international guests, putting on a show, logistics for everyone for two weeks) and their wedding!  We set out at 5:20 pm and the game started at 8:30 pm.  Here’s a map of where we had to go.

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It took us about an hour to go from our house (the southern-most stop on the map) to the next point up which is just about a km away.  Awful.  Poor Eric drove for a total of 3 hours before we got to the game.  We got there maybe 10 minutes before halftime.  Crazy!

I was planning on making this a more detailed story, but so much has happened since then, I’m feeling a little too overwhelmed to remember all the details!  The talking points of the night are as follows:

  • It continued to rain all night, but we had a blast anyway
  • TONS of Ticos (Costa Ricans) were there, and they were perfectly positioned in the upper deck so they could throw beer at us.  Fútbol fans make sense to me.  They love their teams with a fiery passion, and they aren’t quite sure how to act when things don’t go their way.  Does this remind anyone else of Carolina Basketball?  I think that’s why I felt such a strong urge to cheer hard for Panamá and why I took it a little personally when…
  • We lost.  2-1.  I have to say though, it was an incredible moment when we scored!  There’s nothing like it.  Sheer joy bursting out of 14,000 of your (at the moment) closest allies, everyone chanting, jumping up and down, throwing things, beer raining down from the Ticos above…it was awesome.

The next day, I lived out the quintessential Family Circus cartoon.

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I had offered the night before to help Mono run some errands for the batizado and the wedding since he didn’t have his car.  I was a little surprised though, when Lourdes texted me several times at 8:30 am.  As it turns out, Mono locked out of the house.  Across town.  And Lourdes had the keys at work.  So, I jumped up and, without showering or anything, left the house…not to return again until 4 pm.  Of course, I didn’t know that at the time.  Here’s what my/our route looked like throughout the day:

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I got to Lourdes’s work and found out the plans had changed.  She asked me to go further across town to a place called El Dorado so I could pick up their birth certificates and certificado de solteria (certificate of singleness – a required document to get married in Panamá apparently).  I was prepared for this to take approximately…forever.  Luckily, God decided to smile down on me in the little oficina del Tribunal Electoral that morning.  I was in and out in about 4 minutes…and I was absolutely sure that meant that something was wrong.  But I headed to Mono’s house (across a different part of town again – maybe a 20 min drive) at that point to pick him up, and he assured me that everything was in order.

From there, Mono drove.  Thank goodness.  We went from way up at the red pin on the map above (near Panamá Viejo) down to Avenida Central, right next to Casco Viejo for those of you who have visited…the furthest point south on the map.  We searched for t-shirts for the batizado in a few stores, found nothing, and decided to head back up to El Dorado (NWish part of the map – where I had picked up the birth certificates) for lunch and another tshirt shop.  We managed to get 40 tshirts, hopefully in the right sizes for everyone, and poor Mono insisted on carrying them to the car even though his back was still not in good shape.  Chivalrous to a fault, that one.

Once we got back to the car, our car alarm let me know that it had been a whole month or so since I had put fresh batteries in the clicker by proceeding to go off for a good 7 minutes.  Somehow Mono beat it into submission and we got the engine started.  We headed back to Lourdes’s work after that, I think, and that’s where I left him.

Long day with lots of driving and erranding, but I was grateful for the one-on-one time with my teacher and friend.

The next night, I had the privilege of seeing Los Monólogos de la Vagina with my energetic and adorable 19 year old friend Lucero.  It was a real treat to go with her for a million reasons:  she’s been a great friend to me and had the patience of a saint when I couldn’t understand her accent back when she moved here 6 months ago, she was really interested in seeing the show whereas Eric has NO desire to go with me…go figure, we hadn’t spent much one-on-one time together, and we’ve had some great conversations about sensitive topics in the past.

I wish I had written a whole post on the show that night.  It was incredible.  I wasn’t expecting for so much to have been changed to specifically speak to a Panamanian audience.  It’s not just that the names of Panamanian cities were thrown in, but rather that entire portions of the show were rewritten to take into consideration the importance of language.  One monologue, for example, essentially talks about reclaiming vulgar words for the female genitalia.  Of course, this whole portion of the show is dependent upon the audience’s use and understanding of particular words, and it was beautifully rewritten.  A variety of Panamanian accents were also used throughout the show for different characters – street slang, yeye (uppity rich people accent), and folks from the Interior, the Panamanian version of rednecks.

Overall, the show was very good, very funny, and very poignant.  Loved it.

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