I’m officially the US Ambassador to the UN.
Eric keeps trying to tell me that’s not quite an accurate description, but I think the problem is just that his Spanish is not quite up to par. I am Claire Underwood (only the kind who can’t be fired by her husband), and that’s all there is to it. Allow me to explain.
You may remember in this post long ago, I explained that I would be working for the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) Regional Office for Central America and the Caribbean in Panama (ROPAN) in their Criminal Justice and Crime Prevention Group on the Criminal Justice and Prison Reform team. That sorta fell apart when they found out that I was still contracting with my firm in Raleigh because they don’t allow interns to have other jobs as well. So I was told to wait until I got here, then to get in touch with the head of the Criminal Justice and Prison Reform team again, we’ll call her Paola, to see if we could work out a consulting gig on the side.
On Friday, after a year and a half of emailing with Paola, skyping with her, filling out their application and being denied because of my work with NCPLS, getting sick for a month and not being able to work, then not having time to work because of all the Spanish lessons, I finally met her in person at her office. She actually exists, actually works for the UN, and actually wants me to work with them. I’m completely amazed.
The woman spoke rapid-fire Spanish, and I did my best to keep up, take notes, respond with the appropriate facial expressions, and explain what I could offer to her due to my 4+ years of working with prisoners in the US. She gave me several options of projects to work on and free reign to choose where I felt my experience would be best used. I asked if I could visit a prison at some point, and she told me there would definitely be opportunities for that. I’m thrilled. Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll let you know after I’m back rather than before I go so you won’t have time to lose sleep over it. 🙂
At this point, I’m reading up on the extensive Federal law they have that governs the prison system – something we don’t have in the US – as well as their diagnostic reports on the state of the prisons in Panamá. One of the suggestions Paola had as a project for me was to write a handbook for inmates to let them know how to expect. I think this would be a terrifically useful tool, judging from how much my own clients constantly crave information in whatever form they can get it, I have no idea how to do it in a way that would be both helpful to the prisoners (i.e., conditions are really terrible and there’s a lot of corruption) and something that the authorities would allow us to distribute. I have a lot of learning to do. This is a big part of the reason that I’m anxious to get into a prison to see what it’s really like. I also have no idea what the climate is like between the prisons and the UN, so I don’t know how far we can push things.
At this point, it’s all very exciting.
Aside from that, just a few things to report. Poor Eric had a fever and was in bed for a few days last week, starting on Wednesday, I believe. He never gets sick, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him this bad. He was a pretty sad guy for a while there. Luckily his fever broke after about 2.5 days, and he slowly got back to normal.
On Sunday, we went to my friend Auri’s house for homemade arepas. (Dustin, I’m sorry to have to explain how amazing they were. Better than Guasaca.) Auri is from Venezuela, and we have at least two other Venezuelans in the capoeira group. She made a ton of food and we all ate until we couldn’t move. It was amazing.

I think Eric was having one of his “y’all are talking way too fast for me to get any of this” moments. Happens to me all the time in this group.
Also, a belated Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, especially to my Mom and to my sister. I was sad I couldn’t be there to celebrate with them, especially because this was the day that my niece learned what brunch is and how incredible an eating event it can be with my family. Luckily, Mother’s Day in Panamá isn’t until December 8th, so we’ll just have to celebrate again!
















